I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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