whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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