Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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