so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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