Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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