Sry I called you an 8
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
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