we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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