I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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