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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Found your dick twin last night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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