Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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