**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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