its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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