Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I died a long time ago.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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