Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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