Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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