Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Too much gin, very little bucket
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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