Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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