And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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