Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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