And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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