dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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