i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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