she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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