Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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