Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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