Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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