Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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