apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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