Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
