who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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