Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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