I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
cat food counts as protein by the way
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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