if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
send nudes
from the living room?
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