I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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