with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
