They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
