No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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