she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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