So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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