he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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