my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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