She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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