I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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