My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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