Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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