Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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