My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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