I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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