check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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