I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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