he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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