is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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