Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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