Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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