You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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